she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
pray to the hookup gods
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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