going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize