why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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