I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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