i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
