so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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