i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
it's like heaven, but drunker
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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