Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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