there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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