Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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