Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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