whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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