Dual....:-)
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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