You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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