brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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