The maid of honor just puked.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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