I can't breathe out the right side of my face
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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