Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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