can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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