wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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