If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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