he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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