We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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