so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Randomize