New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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