you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize