he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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