I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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