omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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