Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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