dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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