i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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