I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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