Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
you never un-have a 4some
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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