I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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