ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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