So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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