Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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