i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just high enough for therapy.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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