I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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