No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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