I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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