winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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