would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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