and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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