Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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