So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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