:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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