Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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