After last night, I could never be a politician.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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