yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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