i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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