ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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