but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
