But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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