yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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