Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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