My first STD was from a foam party
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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